Beach Yourself At One Of These Great Spots

Summer will be here before you know it, and you owe yourself a good beach vacation.  Being stuck in a cubicle all day, every day simply isn’t healthy.  Human beings have limits, and no one should be subjected to reading the same unfunny Cathy comics secured with yellowed scotch tape on the cubicle wall, glaring at the miserable motivational posters touting “perseverance” by people having infinitely more fun, and enduring loud gum chewers who have to know who they are!

"Oh look, a poster with people doing their dream job! If you'll excuse me, I need to go to my office to cry."

“Oh look, a poster with people doing their dream job! If you’ll excuse me, I need to go to the stockroom to cry.”

This, however, is life, but at the very least you deserve a break, and we have some beautiful destinations for you to escape to, if for nothing else to feel secure that you’ll have one week where someone doesn’t loot your food before lunch!

Oahu, Hawaii

waikiki beach

For those of you who don’t want to deal with visas, international travel, currency exchanges, and all of the other drawbacks that come with foreign travel, you’re in luck: Hawaii, specifically Oahu has amazing beaches, including the famous Waikiki!  Sit back and relax, and enjoy all that the tropics have to offer, all while putting out of your mind the fax machine that keeps making that impossible noise that sounds like a grinding beep throughout the day!

"Go ahead, make my day."

“Go ahead, make my day.”


Côte d’Azur, France

french riviera beach

Also known as the French Riviera, you can treat yourself to the luxury that you deserve.  Admittedly more liberal with beach attire rules than their American cousins, the French know how to relax in the sun!  Treat yourself to amazing food and wine, all while suppressing that urge to tell Mindy in accounting that her talk radio choices are awful and she should feel bad.

"Sorry, I happen to find 'The Belcher' and his antics hilarious"

“Sorry, I happen to find ‘The Belcher’ and his antics hilarious.”


Sharm El-Sheikh, Egypt

sharm beach 2

Despite some political turmoil in recent years, Egypt’s Sharm El-Sheikh has always been an oasis that offers beautiful beaches, all at incredible value!  You can also go scuba diving and see impossibly beautiful fish and reefs.

sharm fish beach

“No, we don’t want to hear about that time Penny took your stapler and didn’t give it back. We’re fish.”

Bora Bora, French Polynesia

bora bora beach

A tiny island way out in the Pacific, Bora Bora may be where you need to go to escape the stench of that old microwave that no one has cleaned since MC Hammer was popular!  With incredibly blue water, and the isolation that comes from being way out of the way, you may even think twice before returning (though you didn’t get that idea from us).

Truly a superior way to heat a Hot Pocket.

Truly a superior way to heat a Hot Pocket.

How do I make my beach trip a reality?

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